Toast to real friends...

"Champagne for real friends, 

and real pain for sham friends!

Cheers to you and cheers to me...

"Cheers to you and cheers to me, 

the best of friends we'll always be. 

But just in case we disagree, '

to Hell with you and cheers to me"

"May our house always be too small to hold all our friends."

"May our house always be too small

 to hold all our friends."

"Here's to those who wish us well....

"Here's to those who wish us well, 

all the rest can go to hell." 

"May for better or worse be far better than worse."

"May for better or worse be far better than worse." 

"We'll think of all the friends we know.....

"We'll think of all the friends we know 

and drink to all worth drinking to."

Here's to the top, And here's to the middle....

"Here's to the top, 

And here's to the middle. 

Let's hope tonight we all get a little."